There's plenty to go around. You don't need to swipe it from anyone.

Ow! Hey, did you hear me? I said not to do that!

Oh, don't pout. It's okay. I'm not mad at you.

I would

never

punish you for wanting something.

I know. Why don't you become my partner? We'll travel together safely that way.

Is the ball comfortable? Probably not. But don't worry, I won't use it unless I have to.